This is a random Loot Box. It has randomly chosen contents and covers.
 
Somewhere between Signalborn Strip 02 and whatever version of reality you remember, something slipped. Chapel toyed with the Higgs field again. He had to. God’s timing, drone avoidance, future-altering necessity. You know the drill. But every time he does it, the field fractures just a little. Microrifts. Imperceptible most of the time. Some people call this Madella Effect.
This time, the rift took something with it. The SuperHighUnknown v1 loot box and the Hallowed Enigmas 2025 Loot Box are gone. Erased. Sucked straight into the void. Packaging, wax seal, and all.
But something came back.
Fragments of the old timelines drifted through. Objects half-changed, half-remembered. Knives that shouldn’t exist. Hanks that hum a different signal. Trinkets from prior drops, corrupted and reassembled.
So here’s how it works now: You can no longer buy the SuperHighUnknown or Hallowed Enigmas box. It doesn’t exist here anymore. You can, however, reach into the rift.
The new system is called Grab Into the Rift. When you pull from it, you’ll get a random relic from the past, a box from another timeline, altered by the field. Its contents are unpredictable: random EDC items, mutated fragments of old drops, traces of other runs that never were.
Nothing is guaranteed. Everything is canon.
Welcome to the rift. What you find was never meant to survive.
-MadYocco, Minister of Mayhem
 
It includes:
GUARANTEED
1 Hank
1 wax
This is a collaborative effort, collected works of the Chaos Choir produced and collected by the curator, the Minister of Mayhem MadYocco
The Cover Art is by Demonokk, the insert art is by Lungbone, and the leather goods are from Terry, 1931 Leatherworks
Potential extras from the community including handcarved PNW Funworks items, screen printed patches from Sweden, lip balm from Stevie and more!
Chance of a knife is 1:4
Quality of knife is not guaranteed
Some are premium, some are budget, and some are just snazzy cheapo placeholders, but they all cut!
 
Add exclusive Hank for a total of $70
Specifically, the extra Hanks will be only available as extras or gifts tailored to you!
 
Art in Catalog is AI Generated Placeholder