SUPERHIGHUNKNOWN V1 has been collapsed in a rift.

Somewhere between Signalborn Strip 02 and whatever version of reality you remember, something slipped. Chapel toyed with the Higgs field again. He had to. God’s timing, drone avoidance, future-altering necessity. You know the drill. But every time he does it, the field fractures just a little. Microrifts. Imperceptible most of the time. Some people call this Madella Effect.

This time, the rift took something with it. The SuperHighUnknown v1 loot box is gone. Erased. Sucked straight into the void. Packaging, wax seal, and all.

But something came back.

Fragments of the old timelines drifted through. Objects half-changed, half-remembered. Knives that shouldn’t exist. Hanks that hum a different signal. Trinkets from prior drops, corrupted and reassembled.

So here’s how it works now: You can no longer buy the SuperHighUnknown box. It doesn’t exist here anymore. You can, however, reach into the rift.

The new system is called Grab Into the Rift. When you pull from it, you’ll get a random relic from the past, a box from another timeline, altered by the field. Its contents are unpredictable: random EDC items, mutated fragments of old drops, traces of other runs that never were.

Nothing is guaranteed. Everything is canon.

Welcome to the rift. What you find was never meant to survive.

-MadYocco, Minister of Mayhem